Words of the Wise: Novice

Welcome to this month's list of quotes. There are twenty of them there and are in alphabetical order. I won't be categorizing this list because I tend to be a picky pickle picker and will end up putting everything under a different category -_-! Also I don't have enough time so you get the picture...anyway maybe this summer I'll categorize them, but since it'll be my junior year summer and next year I'll be a senior (^_^) I hold no promises. Please enjoy, get some laughs, and maybe learn a few things about life...and please send me your words of wisdom but remember to follow the rules!

  1. Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum. (I think I think, therefore, I think I am.) by Ambrose Bierce

  2. Better to light a candle than to curse the darkness. by Chinese Proverb

  3. He who seeks revenge should remember to dig two graves. by Chinese Proverb

  4. Where large sums of money are concerned, it is advisable to trust nobody. by Agatha Christie

  5. Never give in, never give in, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER--in nothing great or small, large or petty--never give in except to convictions of honour and common sense. by Winston Churchill

  6. Marriage is a wonderful invention; but, then again, so is a bicycle repair kit. by Billy Connolly

  7. Go placidly amid the noise and haste, and remember what peace there may be in silence. by Max Ehrmann

  8. Struggle is the father of everthing. by A German Philosophy

  9. Never give up and never face the facts. by Ruth Gordon

  10. Mothers, food, love, and career, the four major guilt groups. by Cathy Guisewite

  11. Do something. If it doesn't work, do something else. No idea is too crazy. by Jim Hightower

  12. In crises, the most daring course is often the safest. by Henry A. Kissinger

  13. There is no such thing as war atrocities. War itself is an atrocity. by Rush Limbaugh

  14. There's a simple way to solve the crime problem: obey the law; punish those who do not. by Rush Limbaugh

  15. Love is the drug, and I need to score. by Roxy Music

  16. 'Tis one thing to be tempted, another thing to fall. by William Shakespeare

  17. I know you're looking for a ruby in a mountain of rocks, but there ain't no Coupe de Ville hiding at the bottom of a crackerjack box. by Jim Steinman

  18. We can't all be sound, We've got to be the way we're made.by Mark Twain

  19. When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. by Mark Twain

  20. I was walking down the street and saw a sign on a post. It said: "Lost -- $50. If found, just keep it." by Steven Wright

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